this river is what divides uglyville from the beautiful new pretty town island in the center of the entire city. most of the bridges across have security which is hard to get by so the best way to get across the wide river would be to use a hoverboard or hovercar but you have to be sneaky, since there are always patrols running laps all over the place. it is called paradise river because uglies claim it leads to paradise: new pretty town. it also is a very beautiful deep blue that, at night, reflects the colors of the fireworks going off in the town.